What is Fairfax High School?
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n. a school made of tin can walls and has its own ghetto.
a place where white people are a minority
where the principle is a leprechaun nazi
we have a record breaking number of asains
where even the teachers are druggies
and a woman with a mullet by the name of sue strikes fear into the hearts of white kids everywhere.
sue to a black kid:do you have a pass?
black kid: fuck no
sue: ok come have a smoke with me
sue to a white kid: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING OUT OF CLASS
white kid: i have a pass
sue: THATS NO EXCUSE... YOUR SUSPENDED BITCH
--good times--
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Asia on the east coast...consolidated into a school much too small.
Run by a Nazi.
Tons of drug trafficking.
You can learn different languages walking through the halls, which by the way are made of aluminum foil.
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--: Konichiwa!
++: Ya want weed wit dat?
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A "high-end" school in fairfac county, here are some interesting facts.
1. The Principle is dummer than the students.
2. Our assistant principle looks like Stalin.
3. We have fire drills while it rains.
4. Our football team went 1-11 this year, we just bought them a new field.
5. We have more drug addicts than a low-income black neiborhood.
6. Homeless people live behind our baseball field.
7. Our best sport is Cheerleading and we arent even good at that.
8. We have a 45-minute period of the day that somewhat resembles recess.
I love fairfax high school
Woodson can suck my choad.
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The only High School where:
The Main Thing is to Keep the Main Thing the Main Thing.
Only the students who go to FHS can ever understand that.
Fairfax High School is home to the Rebels, who have extreme pride in their school.
FHS is also where the Principal may actually be cooler than the whole school combined.
Demographics:
Pretty much an even mix of all races, and social classes. You either have money, or you don't. That's just how it goes.
The FHS music dept. is the Best in the county, because they're just so amazing (and Blue Ribbon).
Sportswise:
SWIM TEAM AND CHEERLEADING!
"One: We are the Rebels. Two: A little bit louder. Three: I still can't hear you. Four: more More MORE!"
Person One: Where do you go?
Person Two: I go to Woodson. My life sucks. I wish I went to Fairfax
Person One: Yes, because Fairfax High School is the BEST!
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5.
Hell hole that no one should be put through located in Fairfax, Virginia. Feel free to burn it down...but hurry! One of the students might beat you to it!!
30 degrees outside and some idiot pulls the fire alarm...
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half the school has more money then they know what to do with, the other half is broke. If you arn't in the in crowd...you might as well leave. Sweet ass parties every weekend when scott anderson is home :)
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A school in Fairfax County with many geeks, spanish people, asians, black people wannabes, and gothic queers. Lots of horrible teachers too.
Wow that sucks that you go to FHS. Got any cocaine?
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