Fairservice

What is Fairservice?


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noun: One who goes an innumerable number of days without his or her (his) skin being touched by water or any form of sanitary liquid.

Verb: To Fairservice, Fairservicing: to survive solely on a diet of coca-cola and self-pity for weeks on end.

"Wow, what the hell was that, it smells gross"

"I dunno, I saw some homeless guy walk by"

"Nah I heard Martin was in town"

"What a Fairservice"

Jim: Hey, what are you doing with your life man

Jeff: I'm totally bummed out, so I've been fairservicing.

Jim: Why, what happened?

Jeff:Dude, Laura dumped me man, she took the kids.

Jim: I'm sorry man but that doesn't give you the right to help yourself to my ativan

Jeff: Well I don't feel so bad about sleeping with Belinda!

Jim: You fucked my daughter?!

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