Fake And Bake Edit Meaning

1.

Usually a woman, who spends most of their time in a tanning bed, becoming more orange by the day for vanity's sake.

Stuck in the 1980's.

friend: holy shit that lady is tan, she must spend all her time at the beach!

me: nah, she fakes and bakes.

or

friend: holy shit that lady is tan, she must spend all her time at the beach!

me: nah,she's a fake and bake

or

friend: holy shit those ladies are tan, they must spend all thier time at the beach!

me: nah, they're fake and bakers.

See fuckoffanddie

2.

A tan that has been took TOO FAR. These are the people that tan five times a week and still complain that theyre 'Too pale' You'll Often find these people wiht heavy makeup that makes then look almost like a Ritz crackers with some unknown spread. These people are also known to get skin-cancer and still think it was worth it.

Guy1:"Dude...That Lady...She's so...Tan.?"

Guy2:"Thats Abby...Shes tans twice a day... I think she baths in tanning oil..."

Guy1:"How can people even stand getting a Fake and Bake...? You look soo..."

Guy2:"Creepy.?"

Guy1:"Exactly..."

See fake and bake, tanning, skin cancer, pale

3.

Taking the day off school/college/university/work to get high with friends.

Teacher: "Where were you on Monday?"

Studennt: "Mate, fake and bake!"

Teacher: "S'cool, then."

See skiving, hookey, blazy, sasquatch