Fake And Bake

What is Fake And Bake?


1.

Usually a woman, who spends most of their time in a tanning bed, becoming more orange by the day for vanity's sake.

Stuck in the 1980's.

friend: holy shit that lady is tan, she must spend all her time at the beach!

me: nah, she fakes and bakes.

or

friend: holy shit that lady is tan, she must spend all her time at the beach!

me: nah,she's a fake and bake

or

friend: holy shit those ladies are tan, they must spend all thier time at the beach!

me: nah, they're fake and bakers.

See fuckoffanddie

2.

A tan that has been took TOO FAR. These are the people that tan five times a week and still complain that theyre 'Too pale' You'll Often find these people wiht heavy makeup that makes then look almost like a Ritz crackers with some unknown spread. These people are also known to get skin-cancer and still think it was worth it.

Guy1:"Dude...That Lady...She's so...Tan.?"

Guy2:"Thats Abby...Shes tans twice a day... I think she baths in tanning oil..."

Guy1:"How can people even stand getting a Fake and Bake...? You look soo..."

Guy2:"Creepy.?"

Guy1:"Exactly..."

See fake and bake, tanning, skin cancer, pale

3.

Taking the day off school/college/university/work to get high with friends.

Teacher: "Where were you on Monday?"

Studennt: "Mate, fake and bake!"

Teacher: "S'cool, then."

See skiving, hookey, blazy, sasquatch


42

Random Words:

1. annoying. you think she's there for you and it turns out she is not. she just wants ass. She is a butt-sex loving bitch.she is the..
1. Commonly refered to as peanut butter. I need to go to the grocery store to buy some dabass for my waffles. A dabass and jelly sandwich..
1. ass, the region of the body where the ass is or buttocks are.. Sitting down this long hurts my buttockular region. LOL See ass, butt, ..