Fake Milf

What is Fake Milf?


1.

A woman who looks like a milffrom behind or from a distance, but is actually quite ugly when you see her up close and she is not a milf at all.

Person 1: Hmm, that woman with the pram looks hot. She's a real milf.

*Woman turns around*

Person 2: Na, look how ugly she is - she's a fake milf.

See mother, like, to, fuck, fake, milf


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