Holy Trinity Edit Meaning

1.

Slang for the combination of blood, semen, and feces. Usually occurring after anal sex (straight or gay).

Don't sit on that futon, man. It's covered in Holy Trinity.

See semen, blood, feces, crap, anal sex

2.

The divine act of simultaneously penetrating all three orifices of a female companion, i.e. cock in vadge, finger up arse and tongue in mouth.

I gave Helen the holy trinity the other day.

See finger, arse, mouth, cock, tongue, vadge

3.

When a girl gives you a blow job and has both vaginal and anal intercourse on the first date. Variation on the Royal Sampler, in that it specifically applies to godfearing women.

Dude, you know that lame church mixer my parents dragged me too? Turned out to be the best day ever; I got a holy trinity in the confessional. Amen!

See royal, sampler, handfire, lolita, tiger

4.

A threesome between a man, a woman, and a shemale.

Girl-Michael assumed that Tobias and Lindsay just wanted a Holy Trinity.

See sex, threesome, shemale, arrested development, menage a trois

5.

Taking the oral, vaginal, and anal virginities of three girls. (one each)

Jon is such a badass. He did the holy trinity! He banged Maria in the ass, Sandy in her cunt, and he got oral from Annie.

See holey trinity, trinity, pills

6.

1. in texas-style bbq: brisket, sausage and ribs.

2. in all other styles of cooking: celery, onion and bell pepper.

stick with the holy trinity for a tasty...anything.

See jen

7.

It basically states that God is three co-equal persons, The Father (The Creator), the Son (The Redeemer) and the Holy Spirit (The Sanctifier). Ultimately, the trinity is a mystery beyond human comprehension.

Why is the trinity a mystery beyond human comprehension when it is man-made?