What is Fake Originality?
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When someone thinks they're so original and clever because they thought up something everyone has heard before.
"I like to call Target 'Tar-jay' to make it sound fancy."
"I don't watch that show, and none of my friends do either. They should call it 'Everybody Hates Raymond.'" (waits for laughter)
"I heard that from someone else today. Enough fake originality."
Random Words:
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An imaginary phone number you tell someone to call if they can't stop whining about stupid crap.
You're blubbering because yo..
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with out feeling, with cruelty and malice
That bastard killed my dog in cold blood...
