What is Falafel?
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According to right-wing political commentator Bill O'Reilly, "falafel" is a synonym for
Bill O'Reilly went to Bed, Bath, & Beyond to buy a falafel. Then he went to a Greek restuarant and ordered a loofah.
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2.
ArabiaN FoOd made of ChicK peAs and other miscellaneous veggies and spices
I had a falafel sandwich with my friends suzy and juju!
3.
(noun)
A term used to describe a homosexual male in a non-pejorative manner.
Word history:
Cal Poly student Karlo began using the word after seeing a restaurant sign in Goleta, CA advertising “hommos and falafel” in 2004. The word is in growing usage in Los Angeles, San Luis Obispo, San Francisco Bay Area, and the Bronx.
Bruce couldn't sit down for a week after his long night with a falafel he met at a bar.
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Pure wonderful, nutritious chickpea kebab creation. Consisting of a variety of ingredients depending on where you go. The general things that go in it though are:
chick pea patties, tahini sauce and tabouli: (peppers, spices, cous-cous, and other delicious things)
Personally I buy mine at Tareks in Nova Scotia (if you are interested, they make fantastic falafels.)
Stan: Wild uncontrollable animal sex, or falafels?
Marissa: Falafels, clearly.
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5.
a vegan dish with veggies and soy products.
All of the food joints had meat so i went to that place with the falafel specials.
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Eating lettuce and/or tomato out of a woman's snatch (the lips of the vagina being the pita-like bread).
Anthoni: He gave you a what?!
Nora: ...A falafel *blushes*
*Anthoni runs home and wanks off*
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A large, fast bowel movement characterized by making a 'falafel' sound upon exiting the anus. This usually occurs after eating a large amount of fiber.
"After eating that bowl of Bran Flakes I dropped a huge falafel."
"Dude, you're the Falafel King."
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