Falsecockitus

What is Falsecockitus?

A dissorder men suffer when they feel they have an iadiquitly sized cock.Symptons include drasticly exaggerating the size of ones penis.

Chris soo has falsecockitus, he said he had a nine inch cock, but when he whipped it out, it was like sucking on a pack of breathmints.

See cock, loser, jock, prep, asshole, idiot, cum, skeet

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