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the female vagina. Velvet relating to the deep red colour and silky texture, Tardis referring to the amazing hidden capacity of said ori..
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To leave something in a worse state than when you found it.
This looks like a K-Dogg Special. I'll fetch a replacement...
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Accidental conception of a child due to an ovulating woman sitting on a patch of semen.
Rumoured to be the cause of the immaculate conc..
