What is Poopstotch?
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A very rare, and strange phenomenon in which instead of shitting out of your behind, you shit out of your befront.
Guy 1: "Hey doc, I think I have a problem. I have had violent bowel movements, but instead of coming out of my ass, it has all came out of my cock"
Doctor: "Seems like you are suffering from a severe medical condition, known as poopstotch"
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