Random Words:
1.
Absolutely obliterated from drinking it up all night. So drunk you have to take a piss every five minutes or so, right on the borderline..
1.
The thin watery liquid that pours first from a ketchup bottle if not well shaken.
"Damn! I forgot to shake this ketchup bottle an..
1.
a joke that if it were to be told in the right context with the right timing would actually have a chance at being considered laughable,..