What is Fanny Elves?
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Little green pointy eared beings that inhabit the dwellings between a cake munchers legs. Often come out to graze with others when men are around. The sensation can be described as some times painful, other times unusual and sometimes you can feel them falling out of you!
Example' Tim I think I have fanny elves -Jan o9'
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A preventative measure intended to avoid pissing one's pants. This is acheived by jamming your hands frimly over your crotch.
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