Fanspeed Edit Meaning

1. When you are so sexually deprived, you think a blender is a sex hole so you screw it, reswulting in loss of penis. I was so horny i had..

1. A person whom you don't like. Stewart is a real bastard, no! I'd say he is an ASSMUNCHINGPIG!!!..

1. The act of opening a champagne bottle, preferably Andre, and shooting the cork into a womans eye then proceding to douse the woman with ..