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The styrofoam box you order when you can't finish your meal at a restaurant.
Person: Aw man, I'm really full.
Waiter: Would ..
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A girl who's life as a virgin lasted shorter than a song by The Hives.
That ho just got pimped! She's such a Hives song girl!..
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To drown a child, like Andrea Yates did.
If that kid doesn't stop crying, I'm going to give it a Yates Bath!
See drown, murd..