Farny

What is Farny?


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A derivation of the word Farnworth, a little cess-pit town in between Salford and Bolton.

Farny is to dignity, class and refinement, as Julian Clary is to cage fighting.

People famous from farny are, Alan Ball, Frank Finlay, and Hilda Baker.

Farny women wear mini skirts, white stilletoes and boob tubes, well into their sixties, a case of mutton dressed as mutton.

The men are all gangster wannabee's who are pisshead loosers, who beat women as a hobby.

Farny men are soft arse, scruffy, big toothed, bald headed,drunken shithouses, who feign disability, for beer money.

They all drive without tax and insurance, and have o.a.p.'s bungalows in their early forties, because they have drink related health problems.

Looooosers!!

Farny park, Farny precinct, Farny jobcentre, everything in Farnworth, is "farny" to the locals.

As in..."ey up chuck, when we"ve been "t" jobcenntre fot get ower dole munny, shall we tek sum cider int farny park".

As you can tell, farny locals have a hillybilly accent, indigenous only to them.

Farnworth is the bowels of hell.

See bungalows, fiesty


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