What is Fart Can?
1.
The type of annoying muffler found on many pos compact cars today. Often capable of setting off car alarms and deafening infants. Most pitiful sounding on cars with automatic transmission.
Can you hear it, its a rice rocket coming; you can hear the fart can on it half a mile away.
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2.
Also known a fart cannon, a fart can is a resonator attached to the exhaust pipe of a car (typically found on older, grocery-getter hatchbacks) intended to give a high performance exhaust note. However, the sound is almost always best described as a loud, annoying fart (MmmmmmBAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM, repeated with use of the throttle). Also, the exhaust does nothing for performance. The usual person who buys such a useless item is a
Ricer: Checkit my sweet exhaust, yo! Sound sooo sweet!
Intelligent person: That's just a fart can. All it is, is annoying.
Ricer: Shut up, man! I know more about deez cars and what to do wid 'em than you could dream, yo!
Intelligent person: You are a waste of oxygen. please go find a fire and die in it.
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3.
A exhaust on a 4 cylinder engine that is very fucking annoying. usually just a muffler/tip combo.
An ls-1 engine or any other LsX vehicle is not allowed to sound like this, for it is physically impossible to reproduce the annoying sound of a fart can in this style of engine.
What the fuck was that shitting sound comming from that cavaliers exhaust?
Just another fart can, im glad my Trans Am doesnt sound like that or I would cut my own balls off.
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4.
the derogatory term used by so called 'muscle car' owners for a sports muffler, usually attached to a japanese sports compact, which might rattle and crumble the brittle panels off their rusty, weak-ass 200hp V8's
rustbucket guy: hey... whats that sound?? oh no, fart can alert!!! quickly guys, help me hold my car together
rust-man: too late it's already here!!!
rustbucket guy: nooooo
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