Fart Catchers

What is Fart Catchers?

Large or baggy female underwear, usually worn in place of a thong on a heavy flow day.

1. See-through white pants are completely pointless when the bitch is wearing fart catchers.

2. She should wear a t-bar, not those damn huge fart catchers.

Excretionist

1. Someone who defecates on others for their own amusement. Daniel: He just poo'd on me! Bob: yeah, he's an excretionist. See ..

Kingest

1. The best. Sex is the kingest feeling in the world...

Ear Gauging

1. Stupid ring things that expand the ear lobes in an attempt to make someone look badass, but in reality, fail miserably only to look like..

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