Fart Hand

What is Fart Hand?

A genetic affliction causing one's hand to constantly smell like farts (gas). Frequently chosen over "baby hand" in games of "would you rather?"

You can't mask that fart hand with lotion or perfume.

See hygiene, fart, hand, baby

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