Fart Harp

What is Fart Harp?


1.

A small machine made of a rubber band, wooden sticks and a spool. The rubber band is put through the spool and the sticks are wound tightly on each end, creating tension. The user then sits on a wooden or metal chair with the fart harp under his butt. At the proper moment the "harper" leans to one side, allowing the fart harp to spin against the hard chair. This creates a loud farting noise.

He was thrown out of class for sounding a "fart harp" in the middle of the lecture.

See fart, farting, butt trumpet


0

Random Words:

1. When there is more than one seat in an area, and one of those seats is much better than the others and you take over that seat and "..
1. A bad adware/spyware scanner that started out great years ago as "Ad-Aware SE PERSONAL" and slowly went bad to Ad-Aware 2007 a..
1. One who's brain is infused with their vagina. Also known as an asshole, a dickhead, and a shithead. Discovered by an Asian and a ..