Fart Master

What is Fart Master?


1.

A god amongst mere mortals in the area of flatulence. "Fart masters" typically are age 35 and up and dwell in basements.

Fall before the might of the fart master!!

See fart, master, farter, flatulence, king, god

2.

"The One" The messiah of flatulance.

3.

One who masters the art of farting.

Wow, your a real fart master!

4.

One who outstinks all others in a fart contest.

The fart master had us all gasping for air.

See Johnny

5.

One who can fart at will, and other people too.

The fart master let one rip as soon as the speaker was done, as to accent the the spoken word.

6.

One experienced in the ways of expeling methane gas from the rear ends of the body.

Also, a masta of flatulence.

A huff, a puff, and the fart master almost set my house on fire.


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