Going Retarded

What is Going Retarded?


1.

Going commando (without underwear) while wearing jeans. Which is a really stupid thing to do, because jeans are tight and stiff and rough and would make it extremely uncomfortable.

1:"Karen wasn't wearing any underwear last night."

2:"But she was wearing jeans. She went retarded!"

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