What is Farticulation?
1.
The act of coherent verbal expression when the content of said expression is in fact reducible to a nonverbal expression of equal length, such as that issuing on occasion from between the fleshy cheeks of the buttock.
While I find the Senator's farticulation of the importance of morality in education to be surprisingly convincing, I suspect that an actual release of colonic winds would have been even more resonant and melodious.
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2.
The act of emulating phonetic sounds using flatulence.
Jared can fart the alphabet up to the letter "J." He has excellent farticulation.
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