Fartled

What is Fartled?


1.

to be startled by a loud fart

My wife fartled me in bed and woke me up from a deep sleep.

See j-lo, ud

2.

To get startled causing an instantaneous fart.

"That chick fartled me." I said.

"How'd she do that?" said someone else.

"She 'grabbed my nuts' hello."

See fartled, fart, farting, startled

3.

To be gagged and smothered by a fart.

While Brett was sleeping face up on the locker room bench, Brad sat on his face and fartled him.

See shart, poopie, flatulence, hearing aid


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