What is Fartled?
1.
to be startled by a loud fart
My wife fartled me in bed and woke me up from a deep sleep.
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2.
To get startled causing an instantaneous fart.
"That chick fartled me." I said.
"How'd she do that?" said someone else.
"She 'grabbed my nuts' hello."
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3.
To be gagged and smothered by a fart.
While Brett was sleeping face up on the locker room bench, Brad sat on his face and fartled him.
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