Farts With Benefits

What is Farts With Benefits?

1.

This is a flatus stage that bridges the gap between a plain fart and a full-on shart. Whereas a fart leaves no solid evidence and a shart is a shorts-changing, date-ending, messy experience... farts with benefits contain fart particles (a.k.a. fecal mist).

Farts with benefits may be somewhat harmless in small quantities, but continuation may amount to the messiness of a mild shart.

I realized that my crabby ass was due to farts with benefits and I had to change my stained drawers.

See fart, shart, fecal, boxers
45

Random Words:

Jigford
1. Male genitalia. The penis. I'ma kick that bastard square in the jigford. See wang, dick, cock, johnson..
Read more
One-eyed Giant
1. Slang for your cock. inspired by the Greek legend of Cyclops. a hugeand powerful barbarian with one eye. Becauae Tall Tommy, when you g..
Read more
Drug Mule
1. Someone who carries drugs across the borders by consuming the drugs. "I've got a drug mule getting me some shit from up north..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free