Farts With Benefits

What is Farts With Benefits?


1.

This is a flatus stage that bridges the gap between a plain fart and a full-on shart. Whereas a fart leaves no solid evidence and a shart is a shorts-changing, date-ending, messy experience... farts with benefits contain fart particles (a.k.a. fecal mist).

Farts with benefits may be somewhat harmless in small quantities, but continuation may amount to the messiness of a mild shart.

I realized that my crabby ass was due to farts with benefits and I had to change my stained drawers.

See fart, shart, fecal, boxers


45

Random Words:

1. Term started by the website 2gnt in reference to acts of gayness. Stands for "Homosexual Erotic Faggotry" "I just wanted..
1. -An almost inevitable stage of every adolescent boy's life, where Abercrombie and Fitch is worn most and playing 'manly' ..
1. A Liberal who wishes to extend freedom in equality beyond White Males. Modern Liberalism help extend Freedom to Minorities, Women, ect...