What is Upper Respitory Johnson?

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When a guy grabs a girl (or guy), spins him/her upside down and then shoves his penis inside his/her mouth so quickly, aggressively, and deeply, that she has difficulty breathing and eventually develops an upper respitory problem. This is very unsafe, and has sometimes resulted in death. To upper respitory johnson someone is to be spun upside down and develop an upper respitory condition, as described above. Only for the most hardcore of us.

Wow, Frank just upper respitory johnson'd that guy!

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