What is Fartwhiggle?
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The act of sqeezing the butt cheeks together having the fart make a squeek noise. (similar to a quif) But then u hold them like that untill you start to have anal seepage forming a work shaped exterior.
cameron's fartwhiggle was 15 feet long.
that fartwhiggle made my buns flare up in pain
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Being lazy for no reason, and on top of that not funcioning properly.
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