Farty Phil

What is Farty Phil?


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A dirty old man on your course at college. He usually spends his time taking pictures of younger girls and farting when in the middle of lectures. He is usually referred to as "Pervert" or "Lollypop man". He loves the countryside and is still a virgin. People generally throw objects at him like Chips, Bottles and Oranges to name a few, and you usually get the reaction of " Do you think your clever, you Moron!"

To sum up Phil, he is a totally wierdo.

"Farty Phil will you stop taking pictures of me!"

Phil: "Do you think your clever, Moron?!"

Phil: " What yee looking at!?"

See kids, children, phil, lollypop, farty


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