Fastfed

What is Fastfed?


1.

The biggest tool in the world.

I went to Sears over the weekend to pick up a Professional series cabinet to hold all my fastfed's in. It's got ball bearings and junk.

2.

adj. To be self-assured and upbeat despite overwhelming evidence that you should be otherwise. “Ignorance is bliss.”

“Look at that asshole, he shit his pants, and he’s still got a spring in his step.”

“Damn right, kiddo, that guy’s fastfed.”


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