What is Fastfed?
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The biggest tool in the world.
I went to Sears over the weekend to pick up a Professional series cabinet to hold all my fastfed's in. It's got ball bearings and junk.
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adj. To be self-assured and upbeat despite overwhelming evidence that you should be otherwise. “Ignorance is bliss.”
“Look at that asshole, he shit his pants, and he’s still got a spring in his step.”
“Damn right, kiddo, that guy’s fastfed.”
Random Words:
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used to describe when you/someone else did not do something that you wanted to do/them to do.
person a: what did you do this weekend.
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The conclusion of a series of knock knock jokes.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c---
Moo!
Knock kno..
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Office code for quick sex with a new love interest.
Sex that didn't last long.
Coworker #1: So did you make coffee
Coworker #2: ..