What is Fastu?
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Founding member of Fastu's Laundromat. A celebrity parody artist. The craziest guy ever to hit the internet.
That fastu is such a good faker and so damn funny he makes me laugh my ass off of my back.
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Referring to fat people.. "Fat Albert's Skinner Than U."
Damn Jerrod, you're Fastu!
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Random Words:
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When recieving a lap dance from a 300+ lb black lady she urinates on your leg. Then due to the movement you recieve urine chaffing thus ..