What is Ouanq?
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Ouanq occurs when someone happens upon a misplaced Kinder bueno. The bueno logo is printed on the wrapper in such a manner that it can be read upside down as a new word, 'ouanq," (pronounced "wank").
Other factors attributing to the ouanq argument are that the drop of milk, when shown upside down, looks almost exactly like a drop of human semen, and that the hazelnut looks like a squirrel's scrotum, when shown upside down. Some argue that the semen looks like it has been ejaculated by the brown penis, or bueno stick.
This has caused much debate in Italy, where Kinder is based, because under Italian law, using masturbation to advertise products is illegal.
Few are chosen amongst the bueno dwellers to inherit the power of Uber bueno. It is achieved by removing the bottom of both sticks and attaching top to top and bottom to bottom. From here on you have two courses.
You always start off with your two bottom parts or "varied biscuits." It's practically a treat in itself, wonderful. Yep, happy with that.
Then it's about the two top halves or "Uber bueninz." Just get them down you, monstered.
All in all a rounded evening.
"'Avin' a Ouanq"
"...that same way..."
"Those men..."
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