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1. When you take a fresh dump and save a turd, then place that turd into an enemy's drying laundry.
Chad: dude..just take a dump...
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When a poker player takes a long time to make a decision.
Fortunately, he "went in the tank", so I knew my hand was good.
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Time to get serious, time to stop messing around
Phone Rings...(I answer talking to matt)
matt-hey whats up dude? You wanna go to the..
