Fat-assed Moron Edit Meaning

1. To give oneself, recieve, or give another a handjob. Q: "What did you do today?" A: "Several sets of 8 inch curls, and ..

1. ejaculating in a females face while poking her in the eye in a circular motion "man last week this hot chick was on my dick and i ..

1. To prematurely ejaculate as soon as a woman touches your penis after 3+ years of not getting any. Then leaving when she goes to the bath..