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Rolling on the floor laughing because all my artificial limbs fell off.
1: Steven Hawking died!
2: roflbamalfo!
See rofl, lofl, lol, .. 
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A mullet that is pulled into a pony tail.  Business in the front and sport in the back.  Good for tennis and nascar.
That chick's .. 
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When you bang your girlfriend in the ass while your wife is sleeping. . . .then without showering you make your wife blow you
Jeff real..