What is Faucet Ass?
1.
A condition in which the fecal excrement consists mainly of liquid water which can in severe cases lead to dehydration.
That Mexican food gave me a serious case of faucet ass.
Did someone turn the shower on?
--No, thats just Jim and his faucet ass
2.
When your ass runs like a faucet. Perhaps the worst way to take a poop, it can often burn on the way out, and may vary from a leaky sink to a power washer on max pressure setting in strength.
Ugh, my ass has been running like a faucet! I'm mildly upset about this!
You mean faucet ass, John.
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