Fauxjitsu

What is Fauxjitsu?

the martial art of pretending to have martial arts training in an attempt to intimidate others; fake karate

"Barry, quit waving your arms around with your fauxjitsu. Nobody's impressed."

See martial arts, ninjitsu, faking it, karate

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