Fauxtatoes

What is Fauxtatoes?


1.

those mashed potato flakes that come in a packet and you have to add milk or water to reconstitute them.

damn, bitch didn't even try! she made fauxtatoes for thanksgiving.

2.

Dehydrated/imitation potatoes sold in cardboard boxes at your local Megalomart. Most often purchased by especially loving mothers who spare no effort to feed their family only the highest quality food. Also useful for absorbing vomit.

"My mommy wuvs me so much, she took a whole five minutes to make fauxtatoes to go with our frozen Boston Market meatloaf for dinner tonight!"

See potatoes, hungry man, dehydrated, walmart

3.

Dehydrated/imitation potatoes sold in cardboard boxes at your local Megalomart. Most often purchased by especially loving mothers who spare no effort to feed their family only the highest quality food. Also useful for absorbing vomit.

"My mommy wuvs me so much, she took a whole five minutes to make fauxtatoes to go with our frozen Boston Market meatloaf for dinner tonight!"

See potatoes, hungry man, dehydrated, walmart


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