What is Fauxtique?
1.
When something is cheaply constructed, made in china 3 months ago, but is "aged" to look like a real antique. These items are easy to purchase at pier one or other mid to lower end "import" stores.
Colin: Hey did you see Dave's new place? He just got a bunch of stuff from that mall store that sells cheap imports.
Paul: I don't see why that guy thinks buying all those fauxtiques is gonna make his place look good. He has brass plated elephants for crying out loud.
Colin: I know, its horrible. It looks like the best western "safari experience" theme hotel.
See
Random Words:
1.
A yard nigger is any squirrel who lives within city limits and is therefore fat and lazy. They hang out in your yard all day, eating aco..
1.
Slander and degrading term used for stupid Americans ruining stuff, usually in team based games online.
Generally used by non-americans..
