What is Fear The Turtle?
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When a woman realizes halfway through vaginal sex that her bowels are full and her enjoyment of the sex has been vastly reduced by her fear of crapping the bed.
“I had to ask Jeff to stop screwing me because I fear the turtle. I got on the can for a minute, then hopped back in bed to finish."
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