What is Fear The Turtle?
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When a woman realizes halfway through vaginal sex that her bowels are full and her enjoyment of the sex has been vastly reduced by her fear of crapping the bed.
“I had to ask Jeff to stop screwing me because I fear the turtle. I got on the can for a minute, then hopped back in bed to finish."
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A word used to describe faggots who are somehow on LAX teams and the hockey team.
Their overly short and tend to have the smallest peni..
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When a woman's posterior is so large that it makes ones face frown up.
Damn man, you see that girl? She got a ignant ass!..
