What is Fear The Turtle?
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When a woman realizes halfway through vaginal sex that her bowels are full and her enjoyment of the sex has been vastly reduced by her fear of crapping the bed.
“I had to ask Jeff to stop screwing me because I fear the turtle. I got on the can for a minute, then hopped back in bed to finish."
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Somewhat scary because of strangeness. See creep
dude anniie amazing freaks me out!
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A mixed drink made from the grapefruit flavored pop, Squirt, and gin.
"All I have to drink is gin and squirt."
"Shit, m..
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Yiddish word for mouthwash, like Listerine, Scope, etc.
Bubbeh, get the moyl-schvenkekhtz for me---I gotta date tonight!
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