What is Fear The Turtle?
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When a woman realizes halfway through vaginal sex that her bowels are full and her enjoyment of the sex has been vastly reduced by her fear of crapping the bed.
“I had to ask Jeff to stop screwing me because I fear the turtle. I got on the can for a minute, then hopped back in bed to finish."
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the urge to stick your toe in caramel at the exempt of shane oman.
natalie: i have caramel toe over shane oman.
andrew: wtf :D
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A person who after years of no contact shows up or gets dropped off (usually after a divorce, but may just be sniffing around) on your d..
