What is Fear The Turtle?
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When a woman realizes halfway through vaginal sex that her bowels are full and her enjoyment of the sex has been vastly reduced by her fear of crapping the bed.
“I had to ask Jeff to stop screwing me because I fear the turtle. I got on the can for a minute, then hopped back in bed to finish."
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An act or state where a Person A does something minorly offensive to Person B, and Person B retaliates by doing something much worse..
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to have a sock full of soup, bolts and a living kidney all covered in choclate syrup and pimples for yummy goodness
mommy made scarfenv..
