What is Fear The Turtle?
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When a woman realizes halfway through vaginal sex that her bowels are full and her enjoyment of the sex has been vastly reduced by her fear of crapping the bed.
“I had to ask Jeff to stop screwing me because I fear the turtle. I got on the can for a minute, then hopped back in bed to finish."
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When someone's eye turns red from getting hit there with cum. It turns red because of the warm salt.
Jacob: "Your eye's ..
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An adjective describing a song that is such that it MUST be beltedout no matter where you are or who you're with. It (in your mind)..
