What is Fear The Turtle?
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When a woman realizes halfway through vaginal sex that her bowels are full and her enjoyment of the sex has been vastly reduced by her fear of crapping the bed.
“I had to ask Jeff to stop screwing me because I fear the turtle. I got on the can for a minute, then hopped back in bed to finish."
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When someone tries to dance but looks more like they need to take a big poop instead. This action may be accompanied by a look of intes..
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when u fuck a girl against a lock door till it breaks open
hey why your door broken??
well me and my girl did a kentucky slamer..
