What is Fear The Turtle?
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When a woman realizes halfway through vaginal sex that her bowels are full and her enjoyment of the sex has been vastly reduced by her fear of crapping the bed.
“I had to ask Jeff to stop screwing me because I fear the turtle. I got on the can for a minute, then hopped back in bed to finish."
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The lifestyle that is moderately more lavish than that of your English major peers.
Damn, Kevin's fridge is full of organic shit. ..
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Archaic keys on a computer keyboard once used for movement in games. Nobody really uses them anymore since the discovery of WASD.
n00b ..
