What is Fear The Turtle?
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When a woman realizes halfway through vaginal sex that her bowels are full and her enjoyment of the sex has been vastly reduced by her fear of crapping the bed.
“I had to ask Jeff to stop screwing me because I fear the turtle. I got on the can for a minute, then hopped back in bed to finish."
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A 12Ga. shotgun used to kill zombies. Often sawed-off, but not required.
Every zombie movie has some character with a shotgun. They are..
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a fat ugly gay stupid bastard
dude! u numchuckmunk!dont feel my balls!..
