What is Fear The Turtle?
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When a woman realizes halfway through vaginal sex that her bowels are full and her enjoyment of the sex has been vastly reduced by her fear of crapping the bed.
“I had to ask Jeff to stop screwing me because I fear the turtle. I got on the can for a minute, then hopped back in bed to finish."
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(verb) The act of being a nuisance.
Person1: sorry msn's being a spazz
Person2: msn does that sometimes, it's almost sentien..
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to throw up
which sux
ever notice u cry when u do that?
blah that sucks ass big time
involuntary reexamination of recent food choic..
