What is Fear The Turtle?
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When a woman realizes halfway through vaginal sex that her bowels are full and her enjoyment of the sex has been vastly reduced by her fear of crapping the bed.
“I had to ask Jeff to stop screwing me because I fear the turtle. I got on the can for a minute, then hopped back in bed to finish."
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Commonly heard on high school and slightly less frequently college campuses;a not so clever fusion of nitwit; i.e.one of low intelligen..
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(mumble-ii jumble-ii)
the words you use instead of incantations and long tedious words/sentences, etc.
Galstad used mumbley jumbley of..
