What is Feast Of Essence?
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Holiday created in 2000 to celebrate the washing away of the past year's dissapointments. Celebrated on the last weekend of July.
Usually involves doing whatever and individual wants to do to have a kick ass time to shed his/her dissapointments. Must involve consuming a large quantity of food on the saturday night.
As of 2004 the holiday has been celebrated by people in Canada, UK, Japan and Colombia.
"Its the last weekend in July, Happy Feast of Essence!"
"What are you doing for Feast? I'm planning on getting liqoured up, painting myself hot pink and running down the street!"
"What did you do for feast last year? I ate heartily and well, took in some fireworks, crashed a wedding and ate 3 tubs of ice cream!"
Random Words:
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1) An obsessive facination with deceased tortoises.
2) An erotic attraction to or the need to copulate with deceased tortoises.
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