What is Hal?
1.
short for HAL 9000, the killer computer from 2001: A Space Odyssey.
Some Dude: I'm gonna wrtie a better definition, HAL.
Me: I'm afraid I can't let you do that.
2.
HAL was the computer from 2001: A Space Oddesy and from its sequel, 2010. A fun fact about the movie was that when it was produced, IBM was the only company that sold computers. Microsoft and Apple didn't exist. So, to not make references, the letters in IBM were moved down one letter, creating HAL. HAL was also effective because he didn't have a face, and wasn't doing anything wrong.
Robert: Open the main pod bay doors HAL.
HAL: I'm sorry Robert, I can't do that.
Robert: Damn you, open these doors!
3.
Acronym for Hardware Abstraction Layer. The HAL is used by NT-based Operating Systems to handle hardware. This prevents the OS from having direct access to hardware.
The HAL is one of the main reaons that NT-based OS's are more stable than Win9.x.
4.
1. The HAL-9000
2. Any troublesome, wary or otherwise bloody-mindedly unhelpful computer.
Open the pod bay doors, Hal.
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5.
The most wonderful boyfriend a girl could ever ask for. No one is better then him. He is the prime example of a girl's perfect boyfriend. He's sweet, compassionate, caring, creative, silly, fun, and gorgeous. His hobbies include mixing bad drinks, airsoft, video games, and hanging out with his girlfriend.
I'm so jealous, I wish I was dating a guy like Hal
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6.
Hal is the only black computer nerd to venture into various online communities like zfgc and Hidden-Street.
Guy1: Whos the only black person to listen to rap AND type proper english?
Guy2: Hal!
Guy1: Yer damn right
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7.
yet another leet and learned non-nerdy computer-type...
we need more like HAL
nerd_1 : i wish i was cool like HAL, instead of being a gay nerd...