What is Febreezer?
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A person, preferably male, who smells nice and has good hair. This species is highly regarded with the opposite sex for no apparent reason. Many have ceased to exist, but a few still live on. Usually plays an instrument such as drums, and is known to over exaggerate spontaneously. Extremely quotable, and will do many things for attention. Basically a hot jackass.
'Did you see the febreezer today?"
"Yeah he pulled his pants down and pretended to rape whatshisface"
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