What is Fedex?
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1. Roger Federer's nickname. Given to him because he delivers.
2. To use in a manner similar to "Federered".
Did you see FedEx's last match vs. Lleyton Hewitt?? Hewitt got Fedex'd!!!
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2.
A bitch with World Wide Delivery meaning she fucks everyone.
Damn! That girl is FedEx...She fucks everybody.
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People that deliver your stuff, if it gets lost during shipping, it's becuase the person delivering it has stolen it.
My pet Rabbit never came.
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4.
A company that exploits their workers; especially in the software development arena.
Their wages for skilled developers and technicians are relative to the wages paid by most cities for sanitation engineers.
Their Motto:
OPERATE independently
COMPETE collectively
PAY inadequately
You work for fedex as a software developer and STILL qualify for food stamps??? No Shit!!!
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5.
How we refer to Britney Spear's ex--Keven Federline
"Must feel so bad for Britney Spears right now."
"I know, can't believe what went down with FedEx
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<verb>
FedEx used as a verb means to dry fuck someone up the ass; hopefully without them noticing.
If however the person does notice, you must reply: "It is a good thing"
George Bush really FedEx'd the United States.
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An act of Stupidity, that happens regularly.
"Damn dude, that idiot just pulled a fedex and dropped his car keys down the sewer drain!"
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