Fedophilia

What is Fedophilia?


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The unnatural and compulsive love of Roger Federer which drives a person to become a Fedophile.

Symptoms include:

- an uncontrollable urge to post the word GOAT on sports blogs

- incoherent rambling when faced with the fact that Federer has not won a Grand Slam in his professional career

- often displayed by the verbalized desire to give Mr Federer a jolly good Rogering

Prognosis: Untreatable, except by frontal lobotomy or electro-shock therapy.

Mirka: "I think Roger is the greatest tennis player ever!!"

Steffi: "You must be suffering from Fedophilia, Rod Laver's the only men's player in history to win TWO Grand Slams."

Andre: "Yeah babe, Roger hasn't even won one yet... she's a Fedophile for sure"

See federer, fedophile, fedex, tennis, goat, laver


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