What is Feffed?
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To be so utterly and totally wasted that it is impossible to converse properly using a keyboard or mobile phone.
Can also carry over into an inability to verbalise in a coherent way.
"Dave, what the hell were you posting last night - it didn't make any sense?"
"I was posting? Damn, I was so feffed."
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Random Words:
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One that has the ability to turn both ways.
"I'm not an ambi-turner.. I can't turn left." - Zoolander..