Felandoed

What is Felandoed?

fe-lan-doed

-verb

1. The hopeless sense that one feels when his/her expectations have been defied.*

*Also, in some instances, this can be applied to the feeling that one gets when a lecture seems to be over but isn't.

1. "Wait, class isn't over??? I just got felandoed!"

2. "She's a man? I just thought she had a deep voice! I just got felandoed!"

3. "A death so sudden, she was doing so well. It is a shame that the local pit bull was faster than she. FELANDOED!"

See ucsb, professor, suicide, loss, time, disappointment, frustration, woe, bowl cut

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