Feldman Equation

What is Feldman Equation?


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A complex formula for determining the optimum level of window-opening required in an office.

x = (3.4 I/T) + (D/3) / WY

x = amount of window-opening required

I = irritation caused to colleagues by window-opening, measured in furyons

D = thickness of denim jacket worn by the window-opener, measured in Status Quos

W = daily amount of non-window-opening work done by window-opener

Y = yellowness of hair of window opener

As W always equals 0 the solution to the equation is always infinity.

Newton: That's what I hate most about Felders. Opening windows willy-nilly.

Hovis: Its not as random as it appears. He can't embark on his window-opening tours without first solving the Feldman Equation.


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