Fellatio Ratio

What is Fellatio Ratio?


1.

In a sexual relationship, the overall ratio of fellatio performed to cunnilingus.

Dave: Yo man, my girl just dumped me. I don't know where I went wrong.

Jeremiah: What was your fellatio ratio?

Dave: It was about 1 to 4

Jeremiah: Well, there's your problem. It should be 1:2 at a minimum. 1:1 is ideal. You need to satisfy your woman, playa.

Dave: But it strains my neck!

See fellatio, cunnilingus, oral sex, blowjob, fellate, muff diving

2.

at a large gathering or party, the ratio of hoes to bros.

dude its a total sausage fest here, the fellatio ratio is shot to hell

See fellatio, ho, bro, blow job, party


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