Female Intuition

What is Female Intuition?


1.

Sugarcoated phrasing of the absolute lack of logic or sense. It's usually rooted on overcomplication.

Girl: Anythig wrong, honey?

Guy: No, honey, I love you

Girl: Just because I feel that you don't love me how you used to...

Guy: How come, baby? I love you more than ever.

Girl: Aww you're so sweet and I know you do... It's just..

Guy: What?

Girl: I don't know... The way you looked at me yesterday... My female intuition's telling me something doesn't belong...

Guy *thinking* *It's gonna be a long night, again*

See logic, sense, girl


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