Female Intuition

What is Female Intuition?


1.

Sugarcoated phrasing of the absolute lack of logic or sense. It's usually rooted on overcomplication.

Girl: Anythig wrong, honey?

Guy: No, honey, I love you

Girl: Just because I feel that you don't love me how you used to...

Guy: How come, baby? I love you more than ever.

Girl: Aww you're so sweet and I know you do... It's just..

Guy: What?

Girl: I don't know... The way you looked at me yesterday... My female intuition's telling me something doesn't belong...

Guy *thinking* *It's gonna be a long night, again*

See logic, sense, girl


65

Random Words:

1. to insert your penis on the zipper and zip up, causing massive devastation to your penis. Dude, I was bored one night, and saw my zippe..
1. a shortform of the french word bonjour used to greet someone amy: hey dave! dave: bonj! See bonjour, hey, greeting, hi 2. When some..
1. Refers to the sphincter muscle in the rectum. Usually refers to the out-going flow of the body of any material. When drinking heavily o..