What is Female Intuition?
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Sugarcoated phrasing of the absolute lack of logic or sense. It's usually rooted on overcomplication.
Girl: Anythig wrong, honey?
Guy: No, honey, I love you
Girl: Just because I feel that you don't love me how you used to...
Guy: How come, baby? I love you more than ever.
Girl: Aww you're so sweet and I know you do... It's just..
Guy: What?
Girl: I don't know... The way you looked at me yesterday... My female intuition's telling me something doesn't belong...
Guy *thinking* *It's gonna be a long night, again*
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