Female Intuition

What is Female Intuition?


1.

Sugarcoated phrasing of the absolute lack of logic or sense. It's usually rooted on overcomplication.

Girl: Anythig wrong, honey?

Guy: No, honey, I love you

Girl: Just because I feel that you don't love me how you used to...

Guy: How come, baby? I love you more than ever.

Girl: Aww you're so sweet and I know you do... It's just..

Guy: What?

Girl: I don't know... The way you looked at me yesterday... My female intuition's telling me something doesn't belong...

Guy *thinking* *It's gonna be a long night, again*

See logic, sense, girl


65

Random Words:

1. The act of issuing sweet vindication to an individual acting like a huge dick, and due to their action(s) really deserves just that... a..
1. A surgery that bypasses the sex that you are. For example if you are a male they dont care...you are going to get that damn ovary remove..
1. When you are extremely excited about an event that you are flatulent into your underwear. I really want to see Transformers 2, I'm..