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when you don't wash something
Poo guy: see my penis?
JOKE GUY: yeah?
Poo guy: i never wash this!..
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if you are speeding and dont want to get pulled over, you find a car going the speed you want to go and follow five car lengths behind t..
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when you are recieving oral sex while some one ugrabs you butt while giveing you anal sex with a dildo
Damn last night MAry hit me wit..