What is Feng-shui For Your Vagina?
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Where you let your pubic hair grow to enormous proportions because "it just looks more symmetrical that way".
That chick really knows about feng-shui for your vagina. Just give her a beer or two and you'll see.
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The inane crap spouted by Longbrooke FC manager, Binner, every single fucking Sunday.
Binner: "Keeper, penalty spot, runners, come..