What is Feng-shui For Your Vagina?
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Where you let your pubic hair grow to enormous proportions because "it just looks more symmetrical that way".
That chick really knows about feng-shui for your vagina. Just give her a beer or two and you'll see.
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A Penis.
My Flange Cannon was on FIRE last night. My girlfriend loved it. 'Can I get a RE-EE-LOAD!..